August 2012
Plot Twist: He was cheating on his wife with Jake from State Farm.
Filipino + Vietnamese = Beautiful Babies
triskaidecagon:
seeing your reflection when watching tv :/
People on the olympics:
woahrelatable:
ME:
Watchjoeycab:
heytinafey:
bless this family
I want to be adopted by the Jenner/Kardashian family
:
no wonder foreigners don’t like americans i mean our mascot looks like the bird form of a douchebag who takes gym class too seriously
~Rant~
Please. Mother, could you please stay the hell away from my clothing and room. Every time you come near those two things, shit happens. I’m really grateful that I have a mother that cleans stuff for me. I’m extremly lucky to have you. But please. stay away from my clothing and my room.
[[MORE]]
With the clothing, please. Just stop. I know you know that I absolutely hate washing...
Watchazure-destroyer:
beenabutterandjelly:
badcocaine:
I AM CRYING OMFG
This entertains me.
god i love pewdiepie
Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh that's nice
Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow I hope we win
Me watching the Olympics at age 16: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me
Watchjanellaaa:
Before EW hahaha.
There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’
itsfuuh:
can we talk about the fact that deaton used a dog whistle to wake derek up?
Things I Never Learned In High School
How to do taxes
What taxes are
How to vote
What political parties are
How to write a resume/cover letter/anything related to getting a job
How to write a check/balance a check book
Anything to do with banking
How to do loans for college
How to jump start a car or other basic emergency things
How to buy a car or house
but I’m so glad I know the fucking pythagorean theorem
