Plot Twist: He was cheating on his wife with Jake from State Farm.
Filipino + Vietnamese = Beautiful Babies
triskaidecagon: seeing your reflection when watching tv :/
People on the olympics:
joeycab: heytinafey: bless this family I want to be adopted by the Jenner/Kardashian family
: no wonder foreigners don’t like americans i mean our mascot looks like the bird form of a douchebag who takes gym class too seriously
Please. Mother, could you please stay the hell away from my clothing and room. Every time you come near those two things, shit happens. I’m really grateful that I have a mother that cleans stuff for me. I’m extremly lucky to have you. But please. stay away from my clothing and my room. [[MORE]] With the clothing, please. Just stop. I know you know that I absolutely hate washing...
azure-destroyer: beenabutterandjelly: badcocaine: I AM CRYING OMFG This entertains me. god i love pewdiepie
Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh that's nice
Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow I hope we win
Me watching the Olympics at age 16: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me
janellaaa: Before EW hahaha.
There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’
itsfuuh: can we talk about the fact that deaton used a dog whistle to wake derek up?
Things I Never Learned In High School
How to do taxes What taxes are How to vote What political parties are How to write a resume/cover letter/anything related to getting a job How to write a check/balance a check book Anything to do with banking How to do loans for college How to jump start a car or other basic emergency things How to buy a car or house but I’m so glad I know the fucking pythagorean theorem