Conversation I heard in the club.
- Shy Guy: Hey there.
- Random Guy: Hey, what's up?
- Shy Guy: Nothing much, I just wanted to tell you that you're really cute.
- Random Guy: Thanks dude!
- Shy Guy: So, are you here with anyone?
- Random Guy: Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.
- Shy Guy: Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight!
- Random Guy: That's alright, it's cool.
- Shy Guy: You don't mind me calling you cute?
- Random Guy: A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.
in other news i’m goin downtown to city creek in a few minutes which is the new outdoor/indoor shopping center downtown
but you all know what i’m really excited for
the retractable ceiling
When our idol falls over.
- Beliebers: Pray for Justin, we love you Justin.
- Selenators: I hope she's ok!
- Directioners: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH. NICE FALL BRO.
- Kpop fans: I want to be that floor.